These are a little old, but my household has been singing them all week and I thought I’d share the madness.

The most annoying is the Schnappi song - the small schnappi crocodile that buries its catchi tunes deep into your neural pathways so even the smallest hint of a “snee” or a “schni” will set it off.

Then there is there is the leekspin girl which is more bearable in that it is not as memorable, but there is a timer to test your strength, I think I lasted about three minutes before I cracked. It’s based on a Finnish polka by a group called Loituma and was an internet sensation earlier this year.

Anything on rathergood.com (”Your One Stop Shop for Good and Evil Kittens”) but my all time favourite is We Like the Moon (brilliant AND annoying… even more brilliant!).

Not to forget the Weebl and Bob guy with gems like Magical Trevor or the most annoying song in the world. Though I love the Weebl and Bob toons best and their “Hats for Clowns” song which can be found here and here.

Finally, there’s the Bang Bang Bang song which is offensive in the extreme, but oh so catchy (”You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon. Idiot! I don’t have time, I have too many women”). I once knew someone (still do, he’s a great guy) who asked me whether he should send it to someone he wanted to break up with. He didn’t (I think). If you can’t work out quite what they’re saying here are the lyrics. Also it inspired what has to be the crappiest machinima I’ve ever seen. Anyway the original song is done by Group X and they are also responsible for Schfifty Five.

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