Ah, more geekiness… as if I don’t have a desk/office/house to clean, work to do, Warcrafting to play etc etc…

This is quite old, I gather, but I only saw it today. You do need to have read/seen/give two figs about the Lord of Rings to appreciate its funniness though. Windows and LOTR, together at last:
One does not simply login to Mordor

And this collection of diaries, I do remember when it did the rounds. Still worth pulling back up, lest I forget. Warning contains mild slash fiction: Lord Of The Rings - Secret Diaries - The bits you didn’t hear about!!

Here’s a choice bit:

The Very Secret Diary of Saruman the White

DAY ONE
Am bored. No cable in Isengard. Nothing to do but write rude anonymous letters to Radagast the Brown and Manfred the Slightly Ecru. Perhaps will have a look at the palantir.

DAY TWO
Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Wonder what he looks like.

DAY THREE
Am becoming disenchanted with palantir guy. Refuses to send me photo, except of one v. large eyeball. Says he is shy but I rather suspect he is fat, or perhaps hairy. Have heard some v. bad stories about palantir relationships. Should probably cool it for a while.

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